Large and Luscious - A Celebration of Big Beautiful Women

Like that other advice columnist, Queenie too has a twin sister. Queenie's sister, however, is not also a columnist, but is a shepherd.

Queenie's advice column will be updated weekly. If you have any questions for her, e-mail them to us and type "Queenie" in the subject line.

Dear Queenie,
I am not from this planet. I am from Uranus. But, I
have fallen in love with a big, beautiful earthling, and have
asked her to be my wife.

Do these kind of relationships ever work?
Mork

Dear Mork,
You came from your anus???

Dear Queenie,
Lately I've had the strangest feeling that I can predict
the future and also read people's minds. It's actually kind
of scary. Do you think I'm psychic?

Wondering

Dear Wondering,
If you are, you already know my answer.

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	Dear Queenie, I am not from this planet. I am from Uranus. But, I have fallen in love with a big, beautiful earthling, and have asked her to be my wife. Do these kind of relationships ever work? Mork
	Dear Mork, You came from your anus???
	Dear Queenie, Lately I've had the strangest feeling that I can predict the future and also read people's minds. It's actually kind of scary. Do you think I'm psychic? Wondering
	Dear Wondering, If you are, you already know my answer.