Large and Luscious - A Celebration of Big Beautiful Women

Like that other advice columnist, Queenie too has a twin sister. Queenie's sister, however, is not also a columnist, but is a shepherd.

Queenie's advice column will be updated weekly. If you have any questions for her, e-mail them to us and type "Queenie" in the subject line.

Dear Queenie,
In a couple of months my fiancee and I will finally tie the
knot after a year long courtship. As was her wish, we have
been celibate the entire time, but I'm going crazy and am not
sure I can make it. I told her I was going to write to you.
Queenie, do you believe in sex before marriage?
Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Not if it delays the ceremony.

Dear Queenie,
I'm having a number of concerns about my son who's
just a sophomore in college. In particular I'm worried
about his seemingly insatiable sexual appetite. He goes
out every night and (as his father would say), "sows his
wild oats." Unfortunately, being 6'1, blond, extremely
good looking, and captain of the football team, he does
not lack for opportunity to "sow those wild oats." I'm at
my wits end, please help!

Worried Mom

Dear Worried Mom,
I know I can help. Please send son's name, address,
phone number, and best time to call, and does he have
any hangups about older women?

Dear Queenie,
I think I have fallen in love with a large and luscious
woman, but all my friends date 98-pound blondes, and I
am afraid they will laugh at me. What should I do?
P.S. I am a big person myself, weighing in excess of
300 pounds.

300 Pounds of Heavenly Joy

Dear Three,
Go with your gut!

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	Dear Queenie, In a couple of months my fiancee and I will finally tie the knot after a year long courtship. As was her wish, we have been celibate the entire time, but I'm going crazy and am not sure I can make it. I told her I was going to write to you. Queenie, do you believe in sex before marriage? Teddy
	Dear Teddy, Not if it delays the ceremony.
	Dear Queenie, I'm having a number of concerns about my son who's just a sophomore in college. In particular I'm worried about his seemingly insatiable sexual appetite. He goes out every night and (as his father would say), "sows his wild oats." Unfortunately, being 6'1, blond, extremely good looking, and captain of the football team, he does not lack for opportunity to "sow those wild oats." I'm at my wits end, please help! Worried Mom
	Dear Worried Mom, I know I can help. Please send son's name, address, phone number, and best time to call, and does he have any hangups about older women?
	Dear Queenie, I think I have fallen in love with a large and luscious woman, but all my friends date 98-pound blondes, and I am afraid they will laugh at me. What should I do? P.S. I am a big person myself, weighing in excess of 300 pounds. 300 Pounds of Heavenly Joy
	Dear Three, Go with your gut!